tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post1542983665660994017..comments2023-10-23T17:27:24.804-04:00Comments on Open Letters to My Enemies: Dear UkuleleAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-84573496773330456742012-11-18T06:11:10.752-05:002012-11-18T06:11:10.752-05:00In my defense, I had never seen the new coke 2 lit...In my defense, I had never seen the new coke 2 liters that were shaped EXACTLY like a 20 ounce. My sense of perception is skewed to begin with. This world was not made for me!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-25651873791023852702012-11-18T01:32:35.426-05:002012-11-18T01:32:35.426-05:00The 2 liter bottle of soda just makes me think of ...The 2 liter bottle of soda just makes me think of the pizza place where we ate before the Gogol Bordello concert, and you thought you were buying a 1 liter of coke instead of 2.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-34376861952826556052012-02-16T08:13:18.781-05:002012-02-16T08:13:18.781-05:00It even looks small in this guy's hands!
http...It even looks small in this guy's hands!<br /><br />http://perezhilton.com/tv/Jake_Shimabukuro_Rolling_In_The_Deep_Instrumental_Cover/?id=7c11400475aa3&autoplay=falseMomnipotenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07797785606023669150noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-51176276199736139782012-02-15T22:06:26.166-05:002012-02-15T22:06:26.166-05:00And this is why I cannot play the ukulele. Thank ...And this is why I cannot play the ukulele. Thank you for at least throwing me a bone and saying I would be more manly than Tiny Tim, Andrea. Not sure it would be easy to be less though. <br /><br />And thank you for the walk down memory lane, Val. I didn't even think of that when I wrote this.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-4854299423189240862012-02-15T13:20:09.328-05:002012-02-15T13:20:09.328-05:00^^ Val FTW :) I am willing to bet that the ukelel...^^ Val FTW :) I am willing to bet that the ukelele would also be similarly delightful. Think Tiny Tim, but way more manly.<br /><br />--AndreaAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-7713584779287614692012-02-15T11:59:03.186-05:002012-02-15T11:59:03.186-05:00Dear Two-Liter Bottles,
Please continue to appear...Dear Two-Liter Bottles,<br /><br />Please continue to appear to be dainty 20-ouncers when Greg holds you in his oversized hands. The incongruity has been delighting his friends for years.<br /><br />Best,<br /><br />valeriev2da2dlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16570285943999060209noreply@blogger.com