tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post4317400873829441924..comments2023-10-23T17:27:24.804-04:00Comments on Open Letters to My Enemies: Dear Burlington Coat FactoryAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-30336290632266256572013-03-11T20:53:46.672-04:002013-03-11T20:53:46.672-04:00I don't remember this flashlight. Where is it...I don't remember this flashlight. Where is it? Vicki took it, didn't she? <br /><br />Just because I would wear anything doesn't mean I should. That's the same argument you used when I tried to see how many jelly beans I could fit in my mouth. <br /><br />Of course I was enthralled. I had a brain injury. We are lucky I wasn't getting coloring books for Christmas for the rest of my life. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-8122288565240620952013-03-11T20:48:08.325-04:002013-03-11T20:48:08.325-04:00At this point anything I say won't make a diff...At this point anything I say won't make a difference but:<br />1. We had already purchased your springtime finery. You were so much easier to shop for than your sister. You would wear anything- hence the crop top.<br />2. Yes, you are correct that you always were "TOO HOT" ...the crop top only made sense on a stifling Fourth of July. (You were adorable, by the way)<br />3. Your sister may have gotten a lollipop, but the doctor gave you the flashlight that he had been using. You were enthralled.<br />4. Bravo <br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-80760675786269506732013-03-11T20:08:51.903-04:002013-03-11T20:08:51.903-04:00I make you happy all day, every day. Or something...I make you happy all day, every day. Or something that doesn't sound dirty and might piss your husband off. <br /><br />Miss you!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-58211885135467304492013-03-11T20:05:10.373-04:002013-03-11T20:05:10.373-04:00I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes you make me v...I laughed so hard I cried. Sometimes you make me very happy Fitches!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13377985402835762919noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-3328103854035829452013-03-11T19:14:29.647-04:002013-03-11T19:14:29.647-04:00It's dead like disco.It's dead like disco.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-30366975482606778002013-03-11T17:01:42.138-04:002013-03-11T17:01:42.138-04:00Errr, I meant the huge size for your old one. But ...Errr, I meant the huge size for your old one. But if it's dead it's dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-80276864004468542402013-03-11T17:01:36.098-04:002013-03-11T17:01:36.098-04:00Aunt Pat, have you been to the original one lately...Aunt Pat, have you been to the original one lately? Is it this bad? Also I think that picture may have been taken in your back yard which means you had a chance to make them give me a full shirt and you didn't. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-50841744669267024012013-03-11T16:40:57.377-04:002013-03-11T16:40:57.377-04:00I agree with anonymous....crop top not halter top!...I agree with anonymous....crop top not halter top!!Aunt Patnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-49020395391203463942013-03-11T16:27:58.105-04:002013-03-11T16:27:58.105-04:00My jacket is too big (much like my spoon) . It is...My jacket is too big (much like my spoon) . It is also going on 10 years old and just needs to die. The jacket I tried on in the store was the one that was clearly mislabeled thus becoming a Chinese finger trap for my arms.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-39340451701975652122013-03-11T16:24:33.983-04:002013-03-11T16:24:33.983-04:00Spike speaking. If you love your jacket but just h...Spike speaking. If you love your jacket but just hate the tiny size, I know a good tailor in dc. He's pricey, but he'll make your clothes fit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-59066447436485729922013-03-11T13:11:44.897-04:002013-03-11T13:11:44.897-04:00So it shall be.So it shall be.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-63021475891717154402013-03-11T13:11:27.092-04:002013-03-11T13:11:27.092-04:00Thanks Mr. Dowdle!Thanks Mr. Dowdle!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-8468809407036676922013-03-11T13:11:13.389-04:002013-03-11T13:11:13.389-04:00Somehow that doesn't make the sadness go away....Somehow that doesn't make the sadness go away.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06967529342540498315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-92027870526135900732013-03-11T12:24:48.380-04:002013-03-11T12:24:48.380-04:00I would prefer to refer to you as "Greg The K...I would prefer to refer to you as "Greg The King of No Pants" mentally in the future though.Gwyn W.https://www.blogger.com/profile/18272091875981491558noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-51061656833818510302013-03-11T09:43:19.537-04:002013-03-11T09:43:19.537-04:00One of your best! Momnipotent and I are still laug...One of your best! Momnipotent and I are still laughing. Great way to start Monday morning.Dadolescenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09831064063990475765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8313459780735014312.post-82330049650511320172013-03-11T09:40:41.250-04:002013-03-11T09:40:41.250-04:00Excellent! (However, I believe you are referring ...Excellent! (However, I believe you are referring to a "crop top" instead of a halter top, if we're getting technical). :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com